The story of the woman in Minnesota who tried to send a puppy through the US Postal Service took another weird twist Monday. She admitted that she did mail the puppy, but punched air holes in the box and put bottles of water inside.
How did the judge not either laugh her out of the courtroom or suggest she be charged with presenting the most lame excuse of all time. So the puppy is supposed to unscrew the cap on the water bottles have a drink? Is that it?
If I was the judge I would have used my best John McEnroe impression, with – “You cannot be serious!!”
Thank God the judge did not return the puppy to her, as reported by the Associated Press.